That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think my moral compass just broke
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