What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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