Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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