So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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