I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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