ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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