Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
NoShamevember. You game?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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