return my video game
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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