so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
did i walk over a car last night?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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