This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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