Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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