So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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