Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
birth control should be required to get into college
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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