I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
