I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
