ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i would punch a child for taco bell
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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