did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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