Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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