Define "chronic" masturbator.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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