no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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