Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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