If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
