I love black thongs
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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