she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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