Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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