oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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