break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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