worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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