He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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