Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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