he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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