If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Randomize
