"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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