I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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