it's not cheating when I paid for it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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