Taylor Swift is so right about you.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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