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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better

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(425): View more from Washington

I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.

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(818): View more from California

i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids

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(816): View more from Missouri

My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?

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(305): View more from Florida

Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.

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