I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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