put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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