When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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