she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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