omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
