Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
