i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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