Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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