i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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