Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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