Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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