You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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