I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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