She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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