Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
