eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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