rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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