I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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