he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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