i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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