2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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