he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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