Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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