Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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